Wet Game Review

"Wet's title derives from the euphemism "Wet work"- a messy job or task that involves one's hands becoming wet with blood"

The feisty Rubi Malone.

 Wet is a third-person shooter game created by Bethesuda, a company whose titles include games such as The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim. 
You are Rubi Malone, the sexy, feisty, 'gun-for-hire' who will kill anyone and do anything for the right price. During the action packed shooter, you are appointed with the task of shooting, or slashing, a large number of enemies whilst doing so in the most stylist way possible.

Do not mess with Miss Malone!

Wet has seemed to incorperate an almost Tarantinoesque (Quentin Tarantino-like style) feeling, due to the over bloody, gory and stylish moves that make this game both sexy and dangerous. The basic plot is how Rubi is assigned to certain tasks, and then becomes entangled in a conflict between two drug dealers. The full story line is more entertaining- if a little repetitive in terms of gameplay.

Kill Bill's The Bride would be proud of Rubi and her Tarantinoesque style.

The graphics in this game are so-so. That's to say, that they are not top of their class, but they are good enough to do the job well enough. Despite having graphics that are lacking compared to other games that are made in the same year (2009); Bethesuda makes up for it by equipping Rubi with 'over-the-top' acrobatics that enable you to swing round poles, wall-run and even jump off enemies to perform exciting and bloody moves. As well as being highly skilled in acrobatics, Rubi is also equipped with her dual pistols and her samurai sword (as well as weapons which are unlocked later, such as: The crossbows, sawn-off shotgun and Sub-machine guns.)

Rubi and her Samurai sword, causing mayhem.

During the game play, as you perform an acrobatic move, you enter slow-motion, which enables you to use split targeting to shoot multiple enemies as you shoot. Also, when performing a Dive or a Slide, you can shoot anyone around you. One of the major things is that there is only two ways you can regenerate health: a whisky bottle, which are only given to you every now and then; and by raising your kills streak. The higher the kill streak- the quicker the health regenerates. Possibly the best part of the game play is when Rubi enters her Rage Mode. During this mode is the best time to earn style points, and is a huge amount of fun!

Rubi Malone in Rage mode!

As you play, you'll visit America, Britain and Japan and experience a retro film like feel that is accompanied by the amazing, original, 70's inspired soundtrack. In my honest opinion, it is the soundtrack that really sells this game- the mixture of punk, rock and psychobilly that enhances the experience greatly by adding that extra punch. 

The car chase- a whole world of fun!

In my honest opinion- this is a good game, although, like Tarantino movies, they're not for everyone. I personally loved it. Sure- the graphics aren't the best, and the game is a bit too short for my liking, and it can get repetitive too; but the soundtrack, the stylish moves and retro feel, along with the very simple but effective story, make this game a whole lot of fun! It's quirky and violent but also sexy and very unique. I would recommend this game if you are looking for something quick and fun to play. 
My rating would be 7/10- the graphics and the disappointing length let it down.

I saw this- and it just made me giggle.

( Wet game trailer. By: G4TV)

For more info, check out: Wet Official Website

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M X

L.A. Noire Game Review

Rockstar's L.A Noire

LA Noire is set in 1940s LA where you play Cole Phelps who is an ex Marine who was honourably discharged from service. Cole Phelps gradually travels up the ranks in the force and as we continue playing the game- we discover more and more about his past and the dark characters of the city.

The Darker Side of L.A Noire

Do not go looking for a Grand Theft Auto style game that Rockstar are so famous for, if you do, you will be disappointed. You cannot shoot people up, and although you can go running people down, it does effect your overall score for the worse. However, there are shoot outs and car chase through the city which take a rather exciting break from investigating dead bodies or interrogating suspects.

Cole Phelps- Ready For Action

The graphics in this game are amazing, using the top notch engineering from Team Bondis.
Although I wasn't around in the late 1940's, the team obviously did their research and made the experience incredibly believable everything down to the cars they drive to the shoes on their feet.

By using high-tech camera's and techniques, they render a real face into an animated one.

I personally really enjoyed this game. I thought it was incredibly unique and was a great break from all the other games that are out at the moment as it allows you to use both intelligence and yet still have great fun.
It must be said that this game is not for everyone- you either like it or you don't really. However, if you are looking for a change of pace then I recommend it. I have never come across a game like this.
I personally would give it 7/10 stars. It isn't my favourite game- but definitely worth a look.

Happy Hunting, Detective

This is a fan-made trailer, which is incredible, it really shows it at its best.
(By TacticProductionz via Youtube)

Check out more info at:Rockstar Games: L.A. Noire
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M X